In the Weekend magazine in Saturday's Guardian, the following letter to the editor appeared:
Now, of course, this was just a lame excuse for me to read the celebrity pages instead of doing something useful with my Friday night. We can see that a couple of them have misunderstood and a few others are ambiguous. We can suspect that some have spend a lot of time in the UK, or have had the question explained to them. But, excuse me, Interviewer Person; it seems a bit cruel (or thick) to allow 'tuxedo' as an answer. More questions are asked than published, so, for instance, we'll never know what Viggo Mortensen would be for Halloween. So, the only possible reasons to publish that David Schwimmer would wear a tuxedo to a fancy (dress) party are (a) he was unspeakably boring in all his answers--at least this one had some detail, or (b) to make him look boring. Possibly both.
Besides being an excuse to read about celebrities, this post is an excuse to provide a link to an article that Strawman sent me, on why it is that the British have so many fancy dress parties. (And when in Rome...) It starts with this story:
It's been a while since I've been invited to a fancy dress party...perhaps my friends are getting too old. (And perhaps that'll spark some party-organi{s/z}ing!) So tell us: What is your fancy dress costume of choice?
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Please reword your Q&A for Americans. Clearly, to them, "fancy dress" means "dressing for a fancy party". Why I need to know if Joyce Carol Oates would dress as a bee or a pirate I'm not sure, but I do.She's referring to a feature in each week's magazine, in which a standard set of questions is put to some famous person. Here's the relevant question, and Joyce Carol Oates' response:
Jane Jones Manchester
What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?I would have thought that some Americans would understand this question, just because the word costume is in it, and we go to (BrE) fancy dress parties in costume. In fact, we rarely use the word costume for anything except fanciful disguises, unlike in BrE, where (swimming/bathing) costume is is often used to mean (AmE) swimsuit or bathing suit. Our disguise-themed parties are thus called (AmE) costume parties. But perhaps Ms Jones is right...have other American Guardian Q&A victims misunderstood the question? Here's a survey:
A beautiful Fortuny gown.
Jared Leto: Authentic period Genghis Khan body armour or the original Ziggy Stardust outfit.
Hugh Hefner: My pyjamas. [note BrE spelling; AmE is pajamas]
John Waters: I'd never go to a costume party - I have to dress as John Waters every day.
Cybill Shepherd: Belinda The Good Witch.
Camille Paglia: David Hemmings' Hussars uniform in The Charge Of The Light Brigade.
Eli Roth: A turn-of-the-19-century millionaire, in a top hat and tails.
David Schwimmer: Tuxedo, but with a cream jacket.
Mickey Rooney: Tuxedo with tails, but I really prefer to wear shorts all year long. I'm a California-casual kind of guy.
Juliette Lewis: A peacock.
Jorja Fox: My birthday suit.
Nathalie Merchant: Traditional Dutch girl.
Damon Dash: James Bond, a real cool English dude.
Now, of course, this was just a lame excuse for me to read the celebrity pages instead of doing something useful with my Friday night. We can see that a couple of them have misunderstood and a few others are ambiguous. We can suspect that some have spend a lot of time in the UK, or have had the question explained to them. But, excuse me, Interviewer Person; it seems a bit cruel (or thick) to allow 'tuxedo' as an answer. More questions are asked than published, so, for instance, we'll never know what Viggo Mortensen would be for Halloween. So, the only possible reasons to publish that David Schwimmer would wear a tuxedo to a fancy (dress) party are (a) he was unspeakably boring in all his answers--at least this one had some detail, or (b) to make him look boring. Possibly both.
Besides being an excuse to read about celebrities, this post is an excuse to provide a link to an article that Strawman sent me, on why it is that the British have so many fancy dress parties. (And when in Rome...) It starts with this story:
There is a popular urban legend about a British couple in New York who attended a black tie gala dressed as a pair of pumpkins. Turns out they had misinterpreted the host’s instruction to ‘dress fancy,’ as an invitation for fancy dress — something Americans only do once a year on Halloween. Did they burst into tears and run home? Not a chance. Being Brits, they put on brave faces, pulled their orange foam bellies up to the bar, and proceeded to get shamelessly drunk as the Manhattan glitterati swirled around them.The Canadian author goes on to recount her inverse experience--showing up in a cocktail dress for a costume party--and has some nice observations on the phenomenon.
It's been a while since I've been invited to a fancy dress party...perhaps my friends are getting too old. (And perhaps that'll spark some party-organi{s/z}ing!) So tell us: What is your fancy dress costume of choice?